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  • The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]

    (Source: bregma, via flomation)

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  • daisykettering:

    One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.

    (Source: theicelandicmountaindaisy, via thereadymind)

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  • manateeluver64:

    my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.

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  • smart-sherman:

    misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

    in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

    constitutionclass:

    england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

    nega-che-chalaga:

    salt-water-chardonnay:

    latinagabi:

    thenoodledude:

    emergencysalsa:

    Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

    4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

    reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

    academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

    deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

    It got better

    Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

    This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

    I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

    M FOR LEMON FLAVORED DONUT

    (Source: bryonycloud, via thereadymind)

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  • thosecomics:

    thosecomics:

    Perks of the Perky Butt

    http://media.tumblr.com/3f21f370575ab5d101512739cb7f47fd/tumblr_n9tjoiUZwG1sexiero1_500.jpg

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  • dynastylnoire:

    awwww-cute:

    Puppy’s First Hike

    I climbed this rock

    This my rock

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  • willderness:

    letskeepthisasecret-babe:

    LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

    what an ass

    (Source: megustamemes, via flomation)

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  • meraknight:

    jjswag21:

    Congratulations, you broke physics.

    I can see all of these actually happening, except that damn car.

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  • paranorman + quotes

    (Source: wybies, via thefaultinourbowties)

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