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  • octuse:

    pumpkinsdean:

    i really want hannah and cas to be kickass angel bros not lovers bye

    SAME

  • legfruit:

    gherkind:

    LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

    image

    (via canijustmarryyou)

  • cautiontapemylife:

    I just like the fact that at some point they sat Mark and Jensen down in a bar, put cowboy hats on them, and were like: “now act obnoxiously happy.”

    (via octuse)

  • featheredschist:

    ultrafacts:

    Sources: 1 2 3 4+4 5 6 7 8 9 10

    Follow Ultrafacts for more facts daily.

    January 31 might now be a thing…LOL
    stormcrow42

    (via canijustmarryyou)

  • muirin007:

    everymanhybrid-fandom:

    fenton-ann:

    Did Tim Burton just nail how everybody feels when they have a crush on someone they know doesn’t like them back?

    I LOVE THIS MOVIE

    IT TEACHES PEOPLE THAT IF SOMEONE DOESINT LOVE THEM BACK,THAT IF YOUR REALLY LOVE THEM THEN YOUD LET THEM GO INSTEAD OF BEING PISSED OFF AT THEM FOR IT

    SHE FUCKIN HELPS THEM GET BACK TOGETHER IN THE END AT THATS WHAT SETS HER FREE 

    I LOVE THAT

    It also teaches you not to wander around 19th century forests at night practicing your marriage vows because Helena Bonham Carter might accidentally come back from the dead and force you into mummy matrimony.

    (via canijustmarryyou)

  • dr-whiteman:

    kingdom-harsh:

    a-very-madoka-christmas:

    hamsturfinnur:

    age is just a number, we are always young and full of adventure

    #except for the mom in the first picture. she died
    oh

    oR SHE DIDN’T NEED TO TAKE THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN ALL DRIVE NOW? JESUS CHRIST

    SERIOUSLY

    (via octuse)

  • worldofthecutestcuties:

    When you’re at a party with people you don’t know and your friend disappears

    (via expertspoonbender)

  • laurendestefano:

    jacknightshadefrost:

    frozen-autumn-sky:

    What have I done…

    you just made Frozen so much better

    LE TWIST

    (via canijustmarryyou)

  • stabla:

    i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. 

    • she got the first face lift ever in new zealand
    • she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash her face and body in broken glass and not get slightly scratched. when members of the audience tried, they were grievously injured.
    • she once hypnotized 500 people for fun and then asked them to go and stand on a highway, so that cars couldn’t pass. she got in a lot of trouble because the crowd got so large that there was a national traffic crisis.
    • her act included hypnotizing people into walking to work in their underwear, with their consent of course, and one of the men who had actually done it came to the funeral.

    at her funeral all these people who had been in her act showed up and talked about how great she was, how she was gifted and crazy and i suppose i’m sad and happy about it.

    (Source: artfucker1996, via canijustmarryyou)